She looks dumb as hellit’s more embarrassing that they’re still together
why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live
Wally West; “I’m Wally. See? I already trust you with my secret ID. Unlike Mr. Darkglasses over here. Batman’s forbidden Boy Wonder from telling anyone his real name.”
the night bloggers have arrived….but this time with a point.
we are all illegal aliens
"…That was a flirting attempt?” Walli asked incredulously, a smirk tugging at the corner of her mouth. “I’m disappointed, babe; I mean I’m flattered, but highly disappointed.”
"I’d like to see you do better" he scoffed, crossing his arms with a crooked grin. His pick up likes were amazing she was just immune to them because she was him…sort of.
"If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes." Okay, so that wasn’t her best one, but it was better then his by a long shot. Walli shot him a smug look and leaned back on her heels some.
Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead”
phases of a student
- does homework as soon as you get it
- worried about being caught copying homework
- doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
- too lazy to even copy from others
Why the fuck did I watch Titanic again. I’m sobbing and skjdnksjdn I can’t even. NEVER LET ME GO JACK